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i WaNt:: a RED COaCH WaLLEt a PaiR OF OaKLEYS i REaD, tHEY aRE:: aHDES eMiLY YUENPEi POk VaL YLaY LEX JUN NiNGMONG RONg YEStERDaY, taLK tO mE::		Saturday, July 30, 2005 OOOOoOoo... HAIRY LEGS!!! Haahaa! GUESS WHO! Posted by iMKAiJiE at Saturday, July 30, 2005 aNtHONY!!! Posted by iMKAiJiE at Saturday, July 30, 2005 e HUNK! Posted by iMKAiJiE at Saturday, July 30, 2005 e PUSHCaRt! LOVE ALL E STUFFS! Posted by iMKAiJiE at Saturday, July 30, 2005 Thursday, July 28, 2005 MY NEW SLiP ONS!!! LOURVE!!!! Posted by iMKAiJiE at Thursday, July 28, 2005 MY NEW SLiP ONS!!! LOURVE!!!! Posted by iMKAiJiE at Thursday, July 28, 2005 e CULPRit GREEN tEa... ... Posted by iMKAiJiE at Thursday, July 28, 2005 YEAH BABY! Posted by iMKAiJiE at Thursday, July 28, 2005 iN Da CaB...B4...JEn n YP! Posted by iMKAiJiE at Thursday, July 28, 2005 i LiKE~ Posted by iMKAiJiE at Thursday, July 28, 2005 WaD U LOOKiN at?!? WRONG tO USE e PaY FONE!?! Posted by iMKAiJiE at Thursday, July 28, 2005 WaitiNG FOR YP!!! Posted by iMKAiJiE at Thursday, July 28, 2005 Meeting venue: Orchard stn Meeting Time: 1030pm I was early. Jenny was punctual. 20mins was how long we waited for Ms Yuen Pei. Sigh. Jenny's getting more n more stylo milo yo. Haahaa. That girl has found her signature style alongside her new Levi's jeans. Yeah! Everything she wore last night, I bought it with her. Haahaa. Anybody else wanna engage me as their image consultant/fashion advisor? Haahaa. Im honestly quite proud of Jenny! Haahaa. Her confidence can be quite overwhelming as long as she refrains from " So fat! " and goes on to place her both palms on her abdomen. Hehe. Last night was also the 1st time I saw Ms yp in fitting, yes, F.I.T.T.I.N.G. jeans. Haahaa. Yp, u should do that more often. Chuck ur baggy jeans aside and flaunt ur curves gurl! Haahaa. [ Woo~ Last night we were all donning Levi's! Wahaha! In 3 different shapes n sizes. Haahaa. ] Neway, by the time we were at the doorsteps of Zouk, it was already hurm... 11++. Yp got 2 jugs of Apricot Brandy + Sprite. [ It tastes so good la! The best alcoholic drink I ve ever drank man! No traces of alcohol at all. Jus sweetness~ Woo~Yeah~ ] We were finally joined by Jessica n Bernice. So PRETTY!!! Haahaa! Foo LiFang! Your Jessica is a pervert! Certified. She pinches my butt cheeks! PINCH okie! I ve never been pinched on my butt ever before in my 20yrs okie! Basically the entire night we were just jostling, pinching and teasing each others' tummy or fat asses! Haahaa. We visited Phuture but it was too crowded for comfort. Less crowded as it used to be however what fun can there be when Im dancing to a bar? N the music wasn exactly helping either. Jessica n Bernice left with Jess's friend Euwin. Soon after I reunited with Mambo. Last night's mambo music was good! For this period of time, it went downhill but now it's up up and away. Haahaa. I was mainly dancing with Jessica. The rest of the people came n go... ... Bernice and her friends... Evelyn and her friends... Euwin... Bernice's sister and Jenny and yp who kept disappearing to Phuture. But it was fun peeps! Haahaa! Especially after DUOLING n Linda found me at the last hour. With Jessica, it was loud singing, funny expressions and grooving like we were the superstars presenting the tune. With duoling, it was mad screaming, crazy n wild dancing like nobody's business, basically IMH style. We even relinquished the coke, burger and fries game and idiot-proof scissors paper stone while on the dance floor. Madness! Luckily duo-ling found me. If not after Jessica and Bernice left I would have to hop over to Phuture, not that I hate it but... ya noe... Was dancing with their hall friends. KJ in Mambo: Where is the love man. It's on now. Jen in Phuture: The love is in here. KJ in Mambo: Eh! This love is on now! [ Ok. I dun think u guys will understand this part. It's solely for me. I find the whole sms conversation rather interesting. ] Oh yah! We played badminton in the day at Hougang Sports Hall. Before that I had to go get Shuttlecocks. Hey! I didn noe they are that expensive ok. A tube of Wilson goes for 17bucks and Yonex goes for like $26 la! 6 made in China from Popular only costs $3! Haahaa. I finally found a mid-range pricing from Ashaway but the variety was dazzling. Standard, practice, service, attack etc etc. I settled on standard after consulting Jenny. Haahaa. We played from 1-3pm. 2 hrs man but we actually only prolly played for 1.5hrs. I was super suay la okie. I had a souvenir frm yesterday's game. A scratch across my nose ridge. 1. I cldn siam e oncoming shuttle. Landed on my nose ridge. 2. Fidgetive me was swinging the racket n I hit myself with it. PAISEI! 3&4. Paired up with lao niang during doubles. Played front but TWICE she smacked e shuttle onto my back. PENGZ! Lao Niang I noe I have a large surface area so it's easier to aim for me than over the net la. Haiz. I just knew it that I shldn pair up with her! Haahaa! All your injustice and fumes dissipated la yah! Haahaa! Kidding! Alright. Back to last night. Erm. I puked. Haahaa! Twice. Should have drank my choc milk instead of trying sth new. My trial led to my misfortune. Merlioning. Honey Lemon Green Tea. Me Jen and Yp shared a cab and I was the last to alight. Bishan->Hougang->Home. That was the ideal plan. However, my stomach started churning the moment we started turning into Bishan. Far too many turns. I tahan-ed until Jenny's place. Tahan-ed Tahen-ed. Until Yp realised she left her keys with Jenny. U-turn. That was it. The moment the car pulled over at Jen's place once again, I hoped out n stationed myself beside the drain. 2 Honey Lemony pukes and I was back in the cab onward Yp's place. Was alright for awhile until I had THE sensation again. " Uncle ah. Can give me a plastic bag just in case. Thanks ah. " Moments later, I was puking hard into the bag. Complete with mucus and tissue. YUCK! Haahaa. N I finally tahan-ed till I reach home safely. Cooked and ate my Myojo mee complete with seaweed and egg and the accompaniment of my mama who woke up at 6am! 6hrs of sleep later n Im awake. Posted by iMKAiJiE at Thursday, July 28, 2005 Tuesday, July 26, 2005 Haahaa! This is rather amusing. My dad n sista cant stand my dedication towards C.S.I. Haahaa. Apparently my lao3 ba4 tak boleh tahan me seizing his throne seat n channels just to watch my C.S.I. I just retreated to my room to watch the 2nd hr of C.S.I tonight on 5. 2hrs of C.S.I. Las Vegas tml night on AXN! Woohoo!!! OH SHOOT!!! I cant watch!!! WTHELLLLLLLL!!! MAMBO tml night! Oh Well... ... If u guys are gonna be there! Let me noe yah! Haahaa! Sigh... ... [ Hey! I just realised C.S.I. actors hop from one state to another. Didn that girl just acted in C.S.I. NY as an insomnia patient and now she is a drug addict in C.S.I. LV. Haahaa! ] I bought another pair of footwear tdy! Charles & Keith kitten heels slip-ons. Haahaa. Foo Li Fang is bound to say that the button would drop off sooner or later. Haahaa! Neway, my other pair of C&K wedges is starting to disintegrate. Quite sad cos I still think this pair outshines all its other predecessors even though it is already 2yr old. ( I bot it for prom. ) N my other pair of URS black heels is rather wobbly when I start walking. Hmmm... Maybe I should start paying more attention to my footwear. It's rather a pathetic collection. A disintegrated pair of C&K wedgies, URS heels, itti&otto heeled-shoes, Black Novo slip-ons n VNC birky slip-ons. [ Gold slip-ons, Brown tie-up sandals frm C&K, X:ODUS tie-ups, colorful striped shoes ] all which I no longer wear. Oh man, I need a few more pairs of decent heels n slip-ons for day-to-day wear. To rotate. I bought my first top since I came back from Sydney. Oh man! Breaking e rule. It's a yellow singlet, from Dorothy Perkins. Yap! Im poor. FULL STOP! Posted by iMKAiJiE at Tuesday, July 26, 2005 Monday, July 25, 2005 Weird as it seems. Im quite sure it isn me being over-sensitive. Just as me n Mich were talking bout Casper the other day, it was on SCV a moment ago. Im bored at home... ... If I ve my license, I would be cruising the streets of Singapore island in my Dad's Lexus. [ ideal type only la ] Watching Yu2 Le4 Bai3 Fen1 Bai3... ... YES! It's true! Men are the superficial bastards. Men are the ones who would fuss about big boobs, long hair, perky asses, long and slender legs, nice collar bones, slim ankles, slim and toned arms and what-nots. Women only pay lip service to the kind of characteristics they think they want. The moment they fall in love, who cares whether he has a beer belly [ so huggable ] unkempt hair [ so cool, e makings of a non-secular man ] bad and embarrasing habits [ who doesn, just goes to show how downright and frank he is about himself ] MEN are SUPERFICIAL BASTARDS alright. Got this off a movie script. Sth to ponder about although it sounds quite lame:: Women are like drugs. Bit by bit, you fall in love with it until the day you become totally addicted to it. When that day comes, it doesn matter wht you'd have to declare bankruptcy for her. Posted by iMKAiJiE at Monday, July 25, 2005 Sunday, July 24, 2005 Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG! I wan my DBL CHEESEBURGER MEAL! My 1kg lost. Come back to mama! Haahaa! Hiyo! My sister is so lame! I cannot stand iT! In exchange for my Macs I ve got her Iced Milo in the fridge awaiting her red-carpet-grand-arrival!!! Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG!Y M i WaitiNG! Posted by iMKAiJiE at Sunday, July 24, 2005 YEAH! I feel HIGH man! Haahaa! Well, excited is the word. Haahaa. Merely 'cos I went dragon-boating tdy! Haahaa. [ Givemeone givemeone givemeonemore~ Haahaa. Yummylicious. Esp in Peach. ] [ Hmmm...this theme song reminds me of Pok... Okie nvm him... ] [ Oh man! I haven gotten my treasury stuffs sorted out! S@#T!!! Later... ...] Alright! So I dragon-boated earlier tdy. [ I typed a whole chunk on it budden decided to del it. I dunno why. I just did. Pengz! ] Paced with aimin just nw. 2 rights doesn make one left n we r both righties. Haahaa. I became e retarded leftie instead. Haahaa. Stress sia. My ji-ded left chicken wing came out. Haahaa. So ugly. Ugly rowing man, ming still said ok, nt bad. Haahaa. Pengz. Neway, went back being a rightie halfway thru the session. Rowed behind 1 of the twins. Learnt to further dip my paddle into the water to catch water n the twist to hasten my recovery. Gotta work on it man! Perfect the technique. The 2 of them super reminded me of Paul n Edmond. Da Xiong n Xiao Xiong. Haahaa n I had the honour of rowing behind one of them. Felt like just yesterday that I was rowing behind kaiyuan. The catching of their backwash with a splash against my paddle. As you row on, momentum catches on and that's when the passion n team-spirit of dragon-boating is revealed. Righto? DUN LET YESTERDAY'S DISAPPOINTMENT OVERSHADOW TOMORROW'S DREAM...TOGETHER YOU ALL WILL WIN THE GLORY AND HONOUR IN THE NAME OF TPJ DRAGONS...MAY OUR BOATS FLY WITHOUT WINGS! I didn realise that was how much I missed Db... ... Posted by iMKAiJiE at Sunday, July 24, 2005 WiF Mi1Mi1 YaN3 KaiYUaN...BRUDDER! Posted by iMKAiJiE at Sunday, July 24, 2005 MY SON...Haahaa...aDVERtiSiNG FER SPaRKLiN WiNE!! Posted by iMKAiJiE at Sunday, July 24, 2005 PaUL FRaNK! Haahaa...3-4PiECES OF BREaD iN HiS MOUtH!!! Posted by iMKAiJiE at Sunday, July 24, 2005 mE n aH LONG...WiF aiMiN's PERMiSSiON...Hehe Posted by iMKAiJiE at Sunday, July 24, 2005 mE n E 15tH BatCH! Posted by iMKAiJiE at Sunday, July 24, 2005 e PRESENt 14tH BatCH! Posted by iMKAiJiE at Sunday, July 24, 2005 Saturday, July 23, 2005 Some CLEVER person spurt-ed teh tarik across the table n all over my shopping bag just now! Smart eh! Classic move man. Heng I wasn sitting opposite that fellow like usual. Neway, I bot a new pair of slip-ons tdy. Finally. Just when I felt that my black you4 xiu4 one was gonna fail me. Beachy kind in birken style. Finally I could find sth lidat which actually fits my BIG FAT FLAT FEET. Haahaa! VNC never fails me! Yeah! Haahaa. Happie Happie Happie. How I wish it didn end. Time coming to a standstill. The roads never-ending. Reality set in, which was why I kept asking wht we were near. Posted by iMKAiJiE at Saturday, July 23, 2005 Thursday, July 21, 2005 SUNSHiNE GaNG JUL BaBiES @ GLaSS HSE FiSH&Co Posted by iMKAiJiE at Thursday, July 21, 2005 THANKEW PEEPS FER MAKING MY 20TH BIRTHDAY SO HAPPENING!!!! MUACKS n HUGS!!! THANKEW THANKEW THANKEW!!! This yr's birthday, I experienced the biggest bash ever! Collectively speaking! How many cakes did I cut man... 3 cakes ok!!! Haahaa! E 1st with the Jul babies of Sunshine Gang, a peppermint cake. Hmmm... Haahaa. The 2nd with my babes n chris...Haahaa! CHEESECAKE! N the 3rd in PULAU UBIN!!! With my odacians! Chocolate cake which hmmm...alright still looked like chocolate cake despite the rough journey it endured! Haahaa. THANKEW EVERYBODY!!! To those who remembered n msg-ed me!!! I appreciate it man! With the ever-growing Sunshine Gang, we celebrated at the Glass House, Fish & Co. A strong # of 14peeps. I realised that whenever I dined there, it would always rain. Haahaa. But the mood that night was perfect. There was a live guitar duet with one of them singing. We were sitting right in front of them n I didn noe who but someone told them that there were 4 birthday girls that night n he dedicated a birthday song to us! Haahaa. Being greedy, we wanted jazz n rock n roll at the same time. But what made us all flip was the fact that he announced SUNSHINE GANG! Oh man! How GLAM! Haahaa. Neway, after that, we went to watch The FANTASTIC FOUR! Erm...abit disappointed. Probably cos I was tired after tending the ODAC booth the entire day. But nehow, it was the very first time I celebrated birthday with such a huge group of friends! Ser dated me on Friday night for dinner at if-I-never-rem-wrongly The Pasta Place. I was vVVv happie to see Val, Von, Steph n Ser! Heehee! After eating, we were thinking where to go n I totally didn suspect when Steph n Von went to the toilet. When they came back, Steph weirdly said that she wanted to tok to me. Hurm...quite a weird statement isnt it. Haahaa. Budden they surprised me with a CHEESECAKE! Haahaa! Super duper nice! Ser was just happily snapping away! Haahaa. Even though all of us were quite tired n we didn hang out as much n as long as we hoped it wld be I had a cosy feeling just seeing them! Oh yah! I got a lil black bag ( in my terms ) n a Book-Hissy Fit n e dinner treat from my babes! On the 1st day of camp, my 2nd day in Ubin, just as we where ushering them to board the bumboat, I saw a cake box n I asked eugene what was that. He just said that it was Theophane's wan. Little did I suspect that it contained my Birthday cake. Haahaa. It was on that night after the Night walk did the solemn looking Desmond suddenly said that he wanted me to go over n eat sth n pple were all waiting fer me. I was honestly quite hesitant. But I was so surprised that they were all waiting to celebrate my birthday! Haahaa. Super scared that they smashed the cake in my face! Haahaa. But they spared me cos everybody was just salivating at the cake! Haahaa. Unfortunately I was sick after Fri night. But I still managed to go eat dinner with my fam in Pan Pacific. Even though I could hardly taste anything but the ambience was perfect that night. We were even in time for the fireworks in Padang. Before that, I wanted to get a Nike visor for myself but I didn wanna open my mouth in askin papa to pay. But when I was at the counter he walked over. Me: Pa, u wanna pay ah? Pa: How much? Me: 29. Pa: So ex ah. Y so ex ah? Me: Pa! U wanna pay for a 29 dollar cap as my birthday present or a 100++ watch? Pa: Okokok. Haahaa! N Im now a PROUD owner of a Nike visor! Haahaa! PEEPS! THANKEW THANKEW THANKEW SO MUCH!!! Love ya all!!!! Posted by iMKAiJiE at Thursday, July 21, 2005 Thursday, July 14, 2005 NaRCiSStiC ME!!! STYLO MILO rite?!? Posted by iMKAiJiE at Thursday, July 14, 2005 MiCH!!! Posted by iMKAiJiE at Thursday, July 14, 2005 JEN Posted by iMKAiJiE at Thursday, July 14, 2005 OUR COOLEST n BESt CLiMBER-KaREN-LaO NiaNG Posted by iMKAiJiE at Thursday, July 14, 2005 SPiDERMaN-PW Posted by iMKAiJiE at Thursday, July 14, 2005 E LiZaRD-DaMiaN Posted by iMKAiJiE at Thursday, July 14, 2005 E FatSO DOiN e CLiMB! Posted by iMKAiJiE at Thursday, July 14, 2005